- Sometimes we don’t want to talk. So don’t take it personally.
- Helpless is not cute at all.
- Do not beat around the bush, just come to the point.
- Checking other woman does not mean that we are planning to dump you. It’s just our nature.
- If you think that you are fat, then don’t ask us and drive your fat ass to the gym.
- Sometimes we don’t think about you. So just live with it.
- Dogs are better than any cat in the world.
- Shopping is not a sport. It does not appeal to us.
- Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, your brother is an idiot, and your father also belongs to that category probably.
- Cleary asks for what you want. Don’t throw subtle hints because it won’t work.
- A headache that lasts for 2 years is a problem. Consult a doctor.
- You have enough clothes.
- He is not a robot, so he won’t remember every single date. So mark anniversaries and special days on the calendar.
- Your mother does not have to be our best friends.
- Check your oil.
- Anything you wear is fine, so, don’t ask our opinion.
- Do not give us directions because neither Christopher Columbus nor we need it.
- Let us ogle at other women. Unless we look at women how on earth we would get to know that you are pretty.
- Women wearing revealing clothes should not complain about stare them.
- Don’t give us 50 rules knowing that we will not follow even 25.
- Anybody can buy a condom.
- Whatever you have to say. Say it during commercial breaks.
- Don’t ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as the shotgun formation, navel lint, and monster trucks.
